Who are you?

No, this is not a post about popular music of the 80's, though that might be slightly more entertaining. This post is all about the one and only me. What's the best way to get to know each other, you might ask? Well, according to 21st century culture and my high school freshman past self, the best way to get to know someone is through a 50 questions facebook note. So pretty much the evolved version of a MySpace quiz....Here goes nothing.

Where is your Mother?
I'm going to have to say she is probably in bed, the woman never stays up past like 8PM.

Where is your Father?
Working.

Do you like to swim?
Well, with 4 years of high school swim team under my belt I can definitely say, not anymore.

Do you need to return anyones phone call?
Probably. But let's be real, if it hasn't happened by now, it isn't going to happen.

Where were you born?
In a hospital. Duh.

Where do you keep your birth certificate?
Dude, I have no idea where that even is. I bet my mom lost it.

How many days until your birthday?
Exactly one month. Well I guess it's past midnight, so one month minus one day.

What is the closest orange object to you?
I don't have the desire to look. Probably goldfish.

Have you sneezed in the past hour?
No, and this is a stupid question.

How many books are in your room?
Not as many as there should be for a college student.

What did you last eat?
A crap ton of free pancakes

Who is your favorite teacher of all time?
Well, I've had a number. My eighth grade teacher is responsible for any knowledge I have of the English language, and she was almost as sarcastic as I am, so she makes the list. I had some top notch high school teachers, but my absolute favorite would have to be my band director. Talk about an amazing lady. Currently, my favorite teacher is my Spanish GTA, she is quite amusing and makes quality facial expressions.

Name one of your goals for this year?
Survive freshman year of college. Also don't get fat.

What is the biggest trouble you have ever been in?
Senior year my mom took my car, and I actually don't remember why. I must've said something extremely sassy.

Did you cry because Michael Jackson died?
No.

What does your 9th message on your phone say?
"Boo, you whore."

Look to your left. What's there?
A lamp. Oh boy.

Ever pop someone else's pimple?
WTF what is wrong with the quiz. No.

How long does it take you to fall asleep?
Depends which level of exhaustion I'm at or which class I'm in.

Are you scared about the end of the world?
Nope

Is there a TV in the room you are in?
Yes, what else am I supposed to watch Duck Dynasty on?

What are you looking forward to?
The end of this quiz.

What comes to your mind when I say red?
Light.

What other language do you want to be fluent in?
Spanish...German, French, and Math

Do you crack your neck often?
No, but my chiropractor does.

Do you usually hold your pee for a long time?
No, because I have to pee like every 3 milliseconds.

Is it possible to lick your elbow?
No, but my best friend can

Worst feeling in the world?
Loneliness.

What's your current favorite commercial?
HUUUUUUMMP DAAAAAYYY

Name something you think is pointless?
This stupid quiz. Also our dorm floor rules and psychology

Favorite fast food restaurant?
Chickfila

Have you ever been in a fist fight?
Probably, if I have I probably lost. I mean, does my brother count?

Would you consider yourself as a pyro?
That was a terribly worded question. and no.

Did you have a weird dream last night?
No

Do you wish at 11:11?
Clearly.

Do surveys really cure boredom?
No , because this was boring AF

There. Now you know everything about me! Yay you. I'm sure your life is much more enriched and fulfilling now. Now it's time to strap on your seat belts kids, because we are about to embark on the wild, scattered, crazy ride that is my life.